Mr. Jack White…how do I adore thee, let me count the ways…

1. Your Poetry

2. The menagerie of sounds you create on one instrument

3. Your color scheme

4. Your sense of humor

5. And your serious fighting skillz…

Von Bondies leader Jason Stollsteimer after taking a beating from Mr. Jack White. Jack claims it’s exaggerated…but still, have you seen the size of Jack’s biceps and forearms? I would not want to be on the recieving end of that steel packed wallop. Just another reason to love more who I already loved most (almost).